Thursday, January 1, 2009

Not off to a good start....2009


So I went to the Stake Dance last night to ring in the New Year with 250 of my favorite teenagers. So fun. I slept in this morning, and Rick even made me breakfast in bed. What a man! So far so good.
I decided that I should be taking down the Christmas decorations, so instead....this is what I always do....the instead, I cleaned the upstairs from top to bottom. I cleaned all the bathrooms, painted the touch up spots on the walls, and sealed the counter tops. Soooo good, right!
Well I was bleaching my teeth, and then needed to brush them because I was done. Took the toothbrush that was laying on the counter, thinking I had just used it, before I started bleaching my teeth, okay, you are figuring things out right about now. Yes, I totally brushed my teeth with the toothbrush that I had just used to scrub the window sill grout with bleach. I just stood there for a moment paralyzed, then I spit, spit, spit, then mouthwash, then I brushed with the right brush, then I ate something, drank something, and now I am just so grossed out. What do I do? Do I just wait....and see....? What is going to grow in my mouth? Oh, I feel like my tonsils are getting swollen, and red. Help. Those who know me, know that with every swallow, I am freaking out more and more. I can only say that at least I don't scrub the toilet with a toothbrush. I would be passed out on my bathroom floor if this was the case. However, I still would think twice before sharing a muffin with me. I'm not even sure Rick will ever kiss me again? Oh, the insanity this is causing....